Some girls have all the luck when it comes to guys. Unfortunately, that girl in my life in Kate Bosworth; not me. It's like she's on high alert for any Hollywood hunk I crush on and, the moment the alarm sounds, she pounces.
As an adult, I've adored two actors: Orlando Bloom and Alexander Skarsgård. What can I say? I'm loyal in and to my far-fetched romantic aspirations.
Orlando and Kate were hot and heavy just long enough to convince me it was serious. I moved on. Then they broke up. Luckily for me, it was a little too late for me to hop back on the Orlando train. He took up with model Miranda Kerr and is--as far I as know--with her still.
Kate and her dating life (and pretty much her career) faded from the spotlight; besides pictures of her skeletal appearance on red carpets and at fashion events.
Fast forward to this past summer: I got HBO and became addicted to all things "True Blood;" especially Alexander Skarsgård. I hadn't been this giddy over a Hollywood guy since Orlando Bloom showed off his elf ears in "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring."
Cut to the present: rumors are swirling around a romance between none other than Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgård. How is this even fair?
I'm keeping my fingers crossed it's just a stunt to help her reputation (after the snogging-Chris-Martin-after-a-Coldplay-concert-even-though-he-is-married-and-a-dad gossip. Did he ever get around the suing the magazine that broke this story?) and to promote "Straw Dogs." But I'm not holding my breath.
Since nothing takes the fun out of unattainable crushes quite like the undeniable reality of their unavailability, I've decided on a new approach to my celebrity crushes: use a decoy and pray Kate's luck runs out (or I get some of that luck--whichever's easier).
As an adult, I've adored two actors: Orlando Bloom and Alexander Skarsgård. What can I say? I'm loyal in and to my far-fetched romantic aspirations.
Orlando and Kate were hot and heavy just long enough to convince me it was serious. I moved on. Then they broke up. Luckily for me, it was a little too late for me to hop back on the Orlando train. He took up with model Miranda Kerr and is--as far I as know--with her still.
Kate and her dating life (and pretty much her career) faded from the spotlight; besides pictures of her skeletal appearance on red carpets and at fashion events.
Fast forward to this past summer: I got HBO and became addicted to all things "True Blood;" especially Alexander Skarsgård. I hadn't been this giddy over a Hollywood guy since Orlando Bloom showed off his elf ears in "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring."
Cut to the present: rumors are swirling around a romance between none other than Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgård. How is this even fair?
I'm keeping my fingers crossed it's just a stunt to help her reputation (after the snogging-Chris-Martin-after-a-Coldplay-concert-even-though-he-is-married-and-a-dad gossip. Did he ever get around the suing the magazine that broke this story?) and to promote "Straw Dogs." But I'm not holding my breath.
Since nothing takes the fun out of unattainable crushes quite like the undeniable reality of their unavailability, I've decided on a new approach to my celebrity crushes: use a decoy and pray Kate's luck runs out (or I get some of that luck--whichever's easier).
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